Okay, I'm starting to get back in the writing groove (because drawing may as well be like running to Scotland at this point) and will hopefully have something here in time. For the people who I promised would be able to read my rough draft, be sure to remind me who you are, aside from the ones I don't forget to keep in touch with.

For those who want details on the story (because despite the THOUSANDS I have on the shelf, I'm only doing one for now), please feel free to ask. If I don't answer, please don't spam me. I start work tomorrow (or later on this morning) and I have NO F#CKING CLUE what my hours are, but I will be sure to get to you.

Haven't done these in a while. Thank you,

1.
Do you like blue cheese?
On it's own, no, but you can make some interesting foods with it.

2.
Have you ever done heroin?
Like I need to do drugs to act crazy.

3.
Do you own a gun?
Several.

4.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't even know if there's one around here.

5.
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
As they usually give me shots, YES.

6.
What do you think of hot dogs?
Good with cheese. I don't get too happy when they're near a boat though.

7.
Favorite Christmas movie?
Don't have one.

8.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Vodka.

9.
Can you do push ups?
Knuckle-style at that.

14. Do you have A.D.D.
A.D.H.D.

15.
What's one trait you hate about yourself?
Low tolerance for idiots.

16.
Middle name?
Lawrence Jackson. Yeah, I have two.

17.
Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A) Banana.
B) I need a cigarette.
C) WHAT IS THE QUESTION?!

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I didn't buy anything.

19.
Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Vodka, pepsi, water.

20.
Current worry?
My car not being fixed.

21.
Current hate right now?
See question 20.

22.
Favorite place to be?
Anywhere as long as it's quiet.

23.
How did you bring in the New Year?
With my little brother & best friend.

25.
NAME THREE PEOPLE WHO WILL DO THIS?
How the hell should I know!?

26.
Do you own slippers?
Screw that, I have hippie shoes.

27.
What shirt are you wearing?
A polo shirt.

28.
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I like sleeping period.

29.
Can you whistle?
I can snap my fingers, do the Vulcan thing, and talk like Mickey Mouse too.

30.
Favorite color?
I don't discriminate.

31.
Would you be a pirate?
They're becoming too over-rated. I use Lazy Town as my example.

32.
What songs do you sing in the shower?
Any song, ranging from Theory of a Dead Man to Toybox.

33.
Name 3 things in your car?
Seats, tools, an engine.

34.
Who was the last person to text?
My ex-girlfriend.

35.
What's in your pocket right now?
My wallet and a lighter.

36.
Last thing that made you laugh?
A gif of Inuyasha and Sephiroth cosplayers skipping around a convention lobby.

37.
Best bed sheets as a child?
Padington Bear.

38.
Worst injury you've ever had?
Fractured my shinbone and tore my leg open after I had an axe thrown at me.

39.
Do you love where you live?
F#CK NO!

40.
How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.

41.
Who is your loudest friend?
Daniel.

42.
How many dogs do you have?
Two.

43.
Does someone have a crush on you?
I actually think we're going out now.

45.
What is your favorite book(s)?
Devil May Cry, Battle Royale, and the Pendragon series.

46.
What is your favorite candy?
See question 30.

48.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
The Safety Dance.

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Listening to techno and starting a fire.

50.
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where am I?


I tag anyone who reads this part. TAKE THAT.

Hello, everyone. Here's another journal from the God of Panda Warfare, Jovi. The title enough is prolly enough to say, but if you haven't played Halo 3, you're missing out on something. This game is beautiful. I could imagine that Xbox nerds across the globe have been creaming themselves over the wait for Halo 3, and in my opinion, it's definitely worth at least staring through your sociopath neighbor's window for. The graphics themselves are wonderful to look at, and the storyline is rather interesting to pay attention to. But knowing most fans, they just want to blow sh*t up, which is COMPLETELY understandable. Watching a grunt go flying twenty feet from a blow to the face with a gravity hammer will make any freak of nature about as happy in his pants as a tweaker in a mountain of crack. This game also comes complete with enough flashing lights, quick movements and blinding explosions to make Zone of the Enders fall down in a seizure.

I am aware that there are people who look at the 360 and Microsoft and start killing babies in anger over it, but don't worry. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. It's cool. But the swords & noose's down. But for those who LIKE the Xbox, own a 360, and came over Halo 2, I recommend that you look into this game. This is Jovi, your caffeine-injected and sleep-deprived Panda of DOOMness, signing off.

After I stare at my profile screen long enough, I think I see pandas, but that's not the point of this. I realize now that my aggravation tap is gone, but I can't seem to find myself enough motivation to draw. Plus my drawing skills have kinda degraded since I last drew something, which doesn't help me. What I need now is reading material. Is there anyone out there who can point me in the direction of a good fanfiction or story? It doesn't matter what it's about, or who it features. It just needs to be readable. I would be greatly appreciative, and whoever gives/points me in the direction of a good story/fanfic will receive a special thank you drawing of whatever they want. I thank whoever reads this and delivers from the bottom of my heart.

To become one with the hedgehog is a costly abortion, as the new clam chowder will not have its rubber bone. To create a banana that the surrealist will admire is a great feat, as only few can swing from the chandelier. Now that the penguin is subsided, let's begin with the stretching.